Left brainers take comfort 

in illusions of mystery erased 

by names, explanations, and understanding

all of which mean little to right brainers

who find comfort in beauty, harmony, 

and illusions of control and perfection

To be heard by a left brainer

explain what you mean;

with a right brainer, mean what you say

or better still, be quiet, pick up after yourself,

and put your dishes in the sink,

if not the dishwasher